Behold, this photo of me from the time when I accidentally dyed my hair a shade of faded cheeto that can only be described as “Trumpian.

I certainly didn’t intend for my hair to end up looking like this, but it did. I almost look like I could be Trump’s lovechild (only he already has one of those and she’s rather pretty with lovely blonde locks) I’m glad I don’t live in North Korea where it’s actually illegal now for men to sport a hair cut resembling the –ahem– interesting coiffure worn by their Dear Leader.

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I guess I should really crank up some Lee Greenwood and feel extra happy to live in the U.S. where I can wear my hair color as close to the President’s pale orange locks as I like. But why is it that none of Trump’s children were blessed cursed with his particular shade of creamsicle? Do you think that maybe Ivanka’s hair is really this same color but she just has a really good colorist? Inquiring minds want to know.

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